The Voice says we are halfway there!
I’m not sure yet where there is but I have a feeling it’s got something to do with the new space the voice keeps talking about. It calls it a nursery.
Both the voices have been talking about finding out something on Friday. Something about what I am. I don’t understand, I’m just a Bean being, nothing else.
There’s been a lot of talk about prams too. Prams are a way of pushing me around, so I can get places when I’m in the new space.
The new space sounds great. I don’t have to do anything once I’m there. The Voice says I will need to be fed and changed most of the time. I’m not sure about changing. I quite like the way I am, although I’ve decided I am getting bigger. It’s not the space that’s getting smaller. The voice told me so and, after careful consideration and observation, I think they’re right.
The voice says it must be pretty good being a Bean and that being waited on hand and foot is a bit like paradise. Paradise sounds good, I hope some of it’s in my space.
*Title taken from the song ‘Half Way To Paradise’, originally sung by Tony Orlando.